The Opposite Sex

Well, I create now been going out with the most interesting woman I could ever meet. She is called Lolita, she is 28 and lives in a Manchester flat. She is a kind and thoughtful woman who is always up for a express mirth and she is also in a way slightly aggressive as she cannot control herself at times. Her beat out feature though is the fact that she is very attractive. But in my opinion t here is a defect to her which in a way annoys me because I dont understand it. The problem is that I cannot understand the mind of the foe sex. I approximate that I start to understand her, and indeed Im lost and conf apply.I met her at a concert, over the Christmas holidays. We have been going out ever since. I think that she is wonderful, but she is so enigmatical to me. For example, what happened the other night. We were watching a film, Saving Private Ryan. At parts I got a numeral upset, not emotional, but it made my go aww, and the odd matter that Loli did was that when the dying captain whispered the dustup in the young privates ear and then died, not even a blink.When the German sniper got gun through the eye, and the Germans all being shot after the wall fell, she was distraught. I thought it was because it seemed such a cold and evil death, but when the Jew was killed by the man who the party saved him, not even a squeak. This I did not understand a number. At one point I thought that she was a Nazi. But I think that the cold killings and disgusting scenes were the problem, and then by the end of the film she was used to it. Nothing really to contain upset over though.Once I was talking about PMT. This was at the start of our relationship and I hadnt known her that long. Before with previous girlfriends and my sister, they all made sarcastic laughs or smirked. I assumed that, that was the same with most women and could laugh at there own problems, but I couldnt have been more wrong. We had just had a small drink with some of our mates, we only had tw o drinks and we then went plateful. I had decided previously to stay the night at her base, so I walked home with her. We got home and we sat down. She had the idea of getting a takeaway. So I told her what I wanted. This was 730 when I decided..It took till 800 to order the meal as she didnt know whether to order an Indian or a Chinese, and then what she wanted to order. Loli now got a bit edgy as she was so hungry, and then dipstick here decided to discuss PMT, to try and cheer her up as there was just a announce about it on the news. Oh how I should not have gone their, I havent forgotten it and I dont think I ever will. What happened was that I started off by repeating something that the reporter had said, I questioned her PMT. I started, You know, that could be right. I mean PMT was only invented in the 1950s. I looked at her, she was giving me an icy stare that would have made Cybil Fawlty jealous. My mistake was to continue, that stare was a warning. But I didnt stop, and then all of a sudden. faery Loli had sent a cushion flying across the room and it smacked me in the gob. The zip even caught me in the cheek.What was that for?Cant you take a hint? she barked.There was no need for that, it really hurt. I didnt know you were so touchy about it.Just dont do it again, you have no idea how much that sort of thing winds me up.No-one has ever done that to me over a joke that isnt personal. And I think that if I did it again we would get into a big argument. That made me think that it didnt take much to get her upset, it made me a bit weary.Those are the bad things, but there is also good in everyone, even Hitler.It was my birthday tether weeks ago. My 24th. I was just expecting to have a drink with my mates, maybe a party at my house which I had organised. I got something much better than that. I woke up slightly late for me on the Saturday morning, my birthday. I was woken to toast, pancakes, waffles, bucks fizz, croissant, cereal, and a sausage, bacon and bean breakfast. I was gob smacked. I would probably never have this much for a five course meal, let alone breakfast. I tucked in and then got up. Scattered just about the house were balloons and then downstairs was my present. 100 of vouchers for the local mall.We went out and I bought us lunch and a jacket for me and a DVD of U2 which Loli had her eye on. I came home and opened the door to find that I had a surprise party thrown for me and all my mates had clubbed together to buy me a 2 night holiday to Amsterdam. Then I collapsed. It was like having 8 Christmass rolled into one. That showed me the kind and thoughtful office to Loli. She showed me what a fantastic woman she is. I also saw the fact that I think that without from each one other we are useless. But I think that, that is the same with everyone. We all need the opposite sex, you cant roll in the hay life being a hermit. So get out there and live